From puppy basics to full-grown giant manners, Yeti explains training and behavior the only way he knows how—with humor, honesty, and a bit of sarcasm. Learn why Danes do what they do, how to guide them, and how to survive the process with your sanity (mostly) intact.
Woof! Hi there, humans! Let me tell you something amazing about us, Great Danes – we understand way more than you think we do. In fact, we can figure out around 165 of your human words! Pretty impressive for a dog who’s mostly thinking about treats and nap time, right? Here’s the thing that cracks me up about you…
Great Danes & Bedtime Routine Hey there, human! It’s me, your giant four-legged roommate. Let me tell you about something super important – my beauty sleep! So here’s the deal: I need about 12-14 hours of sleep every day. I know what you’re thinking – “Wow, that’s a lot!” But trust me, being this magnificently huge takes serious…
Great Dane & Separation Anxiety Hi there! I’m a Great Dane, and I need to tell you about something that bugs us big dogs – separation anxiety. It’s basically when we get super stressed out when our favorite humans leave us alone. So here’s the deal – we Great Danes are like the golden retrievers of the giant dog world….
Housebreaking a Great Dane Hey there, fellow humans! It’s me, your lovable Great Dane, and I need to tell you about this whole potty training thing from my perspective. So apparently, you want me to go outside every 2-3 hours? That sounds like a lot of work! But I guess it beats having you give me those disappointed looks when I…
Understanding Great Dane Feelings Hey there, humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I’ve got some inside scoop about how us giant goofballs really tick.You know how I get super excited when you come home? Well, there’s some pretty cool science behind that tail-wagging madness. My brain is like a furry computer that’s constantly running…
Great Dane and Digging Woof! Let me tell you why we Great Danes love to dig so much – it’s not just to drive you humans crazy, I promise! You see, my ancestors were pretty tough hunters back in the day. They had to dig to catch their dinner, and well, I guess some of us still think there might be a…
Great Dane With Other Dogs Hey there! I’m a Great Dane, and let me tell you about hanging out with my fellow four-legged friends. Most of the time, I get along great with other dogs. My friendly personality helps me make friends pretty easily at the dog park. Now, here’s the thing about being super tall –…
Great Dane and Mental Stimulation Let me tell you something important – my brain needs just as much work as my huge body does! You know how you make me run around the yard and go on walks? Well, my brain is like a muscle too, and it gets super bored if you don’t give…
Keep Great Danes From Fighting Woof! Let me tell you something about us, Great Danes, and why we sometimes get into squabbles with our doggy friends. Sometimes we forget how huge we are! We might think we’re being playful, but our smaller buddies see a giant coming their way and get scared. It’s like when…
Great Danes & Mouthing Look, I know it might seem weird, but hear me out! When I’m a puppy, my mouth is my hands. I use it to figure out what things are, how they taste, and whether they’re friend or foe. Plus, my teeth hurt like crazy when they’re coming in. You try growing giant…