Hi — I’m Yeti.
I’m a 150-pound brindle Great Dane from San Antonio and I have several concerns about human behavior, snack distribution, furniture policies, and the robot vacuum situation.
This website exists because I needed a place to file formal reports.
I’m not dramatic — I’m accurate.
Great Danes don’t just live with humans…
we observe them.
We watch everything.
We file complaints in silence.
And occasionally — we share wisdom.
That became the rhythm here:
Daily Complaints
(short 8–10 second POV videos)
Wisdom Wednesday
(one life lesson per week from a gentle giant)
Humor + heart.
Sarcasm + softness.
Snacks + philosophy.
the truth behind the joke
Most people think Great Danes are chaos wrapped in fur.
We’re actually emotional anthropologists.
We lean because connection regulates our nervous system.
We follow you because proximity = safety.
We nap because naps are neurological reboot buttons.
And yes — bacon is part of the emotional equation.
what lives here
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short vertical comedy
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weekly Great Dane life philosophy
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occasional long-form blog stories
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newsletter notes
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small podcast moments
Everything is told through ONE POV:
mine.
This is Great Dane Reality — not generic “dog tips.”
This is how humans look to a creature who’s 3 feet tall at the shoulder…
and extremely committed to snack fairness.
if this resonates with you
then you’re already part of my pack.
You just haven’t officially enrolled yet.
Become Yeti-Approved.
(There’s a button for that.)
Class is ongoing.
— Yeti
150lb Brindle Great Dane
Dean of Big Dog Studies
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