From puppy basics to full-grown giant manners, Yeti explains training and behavior the only way he knows how—with humor, honesty, and a bit of sarcasm. Learn why Danes do what they do, how to guide them, and how to survive the process with your sanity (mostly) intact.
How to Stop Food Aggression With Your Great Dane Woof! Let me tell you about food aggression from a Great Dane’s perspective – because trust me, I know a thing or two about being hangry! First off, us Great Danes can get pretty protective of our kibble. You might catch us growling or snapping when someone gets too close to our food bowl. Hey,…
Walking a Great Dane Woof! Let me tell you about taking ME for walks – because trust me, I’m the expert here! Walking is super important for us, Great Danes. I need my daily walks to stay healthy and happy. Without them, I might get chunky (and nobody wants a 150-pound couch potato), my joints get stiff, and…
Are Great Danes Sensitive Woof! Let me tell you something about us Great Danes – we’re basically giant teddy bears with feelings the size of our paws (and trust me, those are HUGE). You humans think you’re good at reading emotions? Well, we wrote the book on it! I can tell when my human is having a rough day before they even…
Great Danes & Stealing Food Hi there! I’m a Great Dane, and I need to tell you something important – we absolutely do NOT steal food. We relocate it to where it belongs… which is obviously in our stomachs! Look, I know what you humans think. You see us eyeing that sandwich on the counter and assume we’re…
Woof! Listen up, humans – your Great Dane here with some insider tips on how to keep me from going on unauthorized adventures! First off, let’s talk about fences. You need the tall stuff – wood or vinyl fences that reach for the sky. Trust me, I can clear a short fence like I’m competing in the Olympics (and looking fabulous while…
Woof! Hi there, humans! Let me tell you something amazing about us, Great Danes – we understand way more than you think we do. In fact, we can figure out around 165 of your human words! Pretty impressive for a dog who’s mostly thinking about treats and nap time, right? Here’s the thing that cracks me up about you…
Great Danes & Bedtime Routine Hey there, human! It’s me, your giant four-legged roommate. Let me tell you about something super important – my beauty sleep! So here’s the deal: I need about 12-14 hours of sleep every day. I know what you’re thinking – “Wow, that’s a lot!” But trust me, being this magnificently huge takes serious…
Great Dane & Separation Anxiety Hi there! I’m a Great Dane, and I need to tell you about something that bugs us big dogs – separation anxiety. It’s basically when we get super stressed out when our favorite humans leave us alone. So here’s the deal – we Great Danes are like the golden retrievers of the giant dog world….
Housebreaking a Great Dane Hey there, fellow humans! It’s me, your lovable Great Dane, and I need to tell you about this whole potty training thing from my perspective. So apparently, you want me to go outside every 2-3 hours? That sounds like a lot of work! But I guess it beats having you give me those disappointed looks when I…
Understanding Great Dane Feelings Hey there, humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I’ve got some inside scoop about how us giant goofballs really tick.You know how I get super excited when you come home? Well, there’s some pretty cool science behind that tail-wagging madness. My brain is like a furry computer that’s constantly running…