When Yeti, Thor, Mocha, and Spicey Pumpkin hit the road (or backyard), anything can happen—Santa sightings, Bigfoot encounters, Karen run-ins, camping trips, and squirrels with attitudes. These long-form, story-driven episodes bring the Great Dane family to life with humor and heart.
What Yeti the Great Dane Think About Their Humans Watching Football Football season turns my humans into the strangest creatures I’ve ever witnessed. They scream at a glowing box that can’t hear them, hoard delicious snacks I’m never allowed to taste, and wear jerseys that haven’t seen a washing machine in three seasons. But here’s my secret: I’ve…
What Does Yeti the Great Dane Think About Basketball and His Human Watching San Antonio Spurs As a 150-pound Great Dane, I’ve spent this basketball season completely baffled by my human’s behavior during Spurs games. There’s this mysterious orange ball trapped in the glowing box that never gets thrown for me to fetch, yet my owner…
✨ NEWSLETTER #17 — “Yeti Takes the Kids to the Pet Store” Hey Humans, It’s Yeti… If you’ve ever wondered what chaos looks like on four legs, sit back—because today’s story involves me, my three children, and a pet store that was not ready for us. FEATURE STORY The Day Yeti Took the Kids to the Pet Store (And Immediately Regretted Everything) Humans, let me start by saying this: I love my children. Truly. They’re the reason I wake up every morning and…
What Does Yeti the Great Dane Think About Seeing a Christmas Parade My human thinks I was “fascinated” by the Christmas parade, but let me tell you what really happened: pure sensory overload with a side of confusion. First came the marching band, and I’m not gonna lie; those trumpets hit different when you’ve got ears the size of satellite…
What Would a Great Dane Watch on Social Media Look, I’m Yeti, and I know what us Great Danes scroll through when nobody’s watching. First off: videos of other giant dogs just going nuts together. There’s something about watching a Saint Bernard tackle a Mastiff that makes my tail wag so hard I clear the coffee table. It’s…
If you ever want to watch society collapse in real time, take a one-year-old Great Dane named Spicey Pumpkin into a pet store. I’m Yeti, the sensible adult around here—“adult” meaning I’m technically over three and allegedly wise. Spicey, on the other hand, is the canine equivalent of a caffeinated toddler who just learned what…