Great Danes & Strangers Hey there, humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I want to tell you about meeting new people from my perspective. So picture this: I’m a horse-sized dog trying to figure out if that new person at the door is a friend or someone I should bark at. It’s not easy being this…
Owning Multiple Great Danes Owning multiple Great Danes requires substantial space allocation of 80-100 square feet per dog, specialized equipment rated for 200 pounds or more, and daily food costs ranging from $8 to $ 15 per dog. We must implement staggered exercise protocols, synchronized veterinary schedules, and structured social hierarchy management to prevent dominance behaviors. Emergency preparedness protocols become…
Why Does My Great Dane Yawn Hey there, humans! Let me tell you why I yawn so much – and trust me, it’s not because your stories are boring (well, maybe sometimes). First off, yeah, I yawn when I’m sleepy. I mean, carrying around all this Great Dane muscle is exhausting! When I’ve had a long day of…
How to Keep Fleas off Your Great Dane To keep fleas off me, my humans need to team up medical treatments with some natural tricks. My vet can prescribe oral medications or topical stuff that works – trust me, I’ve tried everything! My humans can also use natural helpers like neem or rosemary, which smell way better than those chemical…
Fun Games for Your Great Dane Woof! Hi there, humans! Let me tell you about all the awesome games I love to play. Trust me, I’m an expert on fun – I’m a Great Dane! First up is fetch. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “But you’re HUGE!” Yes, I am pretty magnificent, aren’t I? But…
Tips for Adopting a Great Dane Woof! Hi there, future human! It’s me, your potential Great Dane buddy, and I need to share some vital information with you before you bring me home. First things first – I’m HUGE! I know, shocking, right? Make sure your house has tall ceilings because when I stand on my back…
Best Dog Food for a Great Dane to Gain Weight So, you have a skinny Great Dane friend who needs to put on some weight? Trust me, I’ve been there! When I was younger, I looked like a walking coat hanger with legs. Not a good look for us gentle giants! Here’s the scoop from…
Best Crate for Your Great Dane Finding the Perfect Crate for Me (A Great Dane‘s Guide) Let me tell you about finding the right crate for a dog like me. Trust me, I know what works and what doesn’t – I’ve tested plenty of them with my giant paws and even bigger personality! First things first – size matters when…
Best Water Bowl for Great Dane When my humans are picking out the best water bowl for me and my fellow Great Danes, they better make sure it’s heavy and made of stainless steel with at least 64-96 ounces of space. Trust me, we’re four-legged camels who need lots of water, and nobody wants to refill our bowls…
Best Leash for Great Dane Hey there, fellow humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I need to talk to you about something super important – my leash! Trust me, I’ve accidentally snapped a few cheap leashes while chasing squirrels (sorry, Mom!). When you’re picking out my walking gear, you’ve got to think BIG…