Yeti’s Official Bio (short)
Yeti is a 150lb brindle Great Dane and self-appointed Dean of Big Dog Studies at the Great Dane Reality Academy. He files Complaints about human behavior, food fairness, and couch usage policies — and once a week shares deeper philosophical reflections in Great Dane Wisdom Wednesday. Yeti believes drool is a valid emotional output and bacon is a sacred resource.
“Great Danes aren’t dramatic — we are simply very large dogs with accurate emotional feedback.” — Yeti