Newsletter Issue 10
Den’s Dispatch- Yeti Reports In #10
🦴 Great Dane Video
Why Does the Squirrel Vanish up the Tree?
🦴 Danes Delight Podcast
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Four Seasons: I Vote For 1: Couch Season
🦴 Yeti’s Corner
My humans have been doing all sorts of fancy things to help me sleep better. They’ve been messing with my room temperature (which is great because I’m a furry furnace), setting up the perfect lighting, and even training me to follow a bedtime routine. Pretty cool, right?
But here’s the thing that gets my tail wagging – there’s one super important thing that can make or break all their hard work. And trust me, many dog parents don’t realize this until their Great Dane is already having problems!
This one thing is like the boss of everything else they’ve tried. If they get it wrong, all those comfy beds, perfect room temperatures, and consistent bedtimes won’t matter much. It’s the difference between me sleeping like a happy puppy and turning into a grumpy giant who knocks over everything in the house because I’m too tired to think straight.
Want to know what it is? Well, it affects how healthy I stay and whether I’m the sweet, gentle giant you love or a cranky beast who barks at shadows. Pretty important stuff for a dog my size!
🦴 Here’s why “apartment living and giant breeds don’t mix” is kind of wrong
Hey human—Yeti here, your resident gentle giant and certified couch connoisseur from GRDane.com. Today, I’m tackling one of the biggest (literally!) myths out there:
“Giant dogs like Great Danes NEED a mansion to thrive.”
Let’s set the record straight: you don’t need a castle for a Great Dane—just a commitment to their routine, care, and a sense of humor when you find 150 lbs of dog curled up in your favorite chair.
The truth about space—it’s not about square footage
I know what you’re thinking: “How can a dog the size of a small horse possibly be happy in an apartment?”
Here’s the deal:
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Great Danes are legendary couch potatoes. We want to be wherever our people are, not off running laps around a huge backyard. My priorities? Naps, cuddles, and following you from room to room.
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We’re (surprisingly) low-energy. We certainly need daily walks and some playtime, but what about afterward? It’s all about lounging—preferably on the biggest, softest surface available (that’s your bed).
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Space is a state of mind. If you can fit a comfy dog bed, a water bowl, and a drool towel, you’re halfway there!
4 tips for thriving with a Great Dane in a smaller space
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Daily exercise is non-negotiable. No mansion required. Two or three solid walks a day, along with a few play sessions, keep my big brain and body happy.
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Manage the zoomies. When I get the urge to bolt around, clear a path, or head outside for some sprints. Apartment hallways and nearby parks are your best friends.
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Enrichment beats square footage. Give me puzzle toys, training sessions, and LOTS of attention—I’d rather have your company than a dozen empty rooms.
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Routine = sanity. Feed, walk, and relax at the same time each day. Predictable routines soothe my (oversized) soul and help prevent anxiety or bad habits.
Real talk from real families
Don’t just take my word for it. Over at GRDane.com, you’ll find stories from Great Dane parents who made apartment life work—with kids, other pets, and all the slobber you can imagine. It’s proof that a loving home and realistic expectations matter way more than floor plans.
What matters most: your commitment, not your square footage
If you’re willing to give:
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Structure
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Exercise
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Love (and maybe you’re half of the couch)
…a Great Dane can fit perfectly into your family—no mansion required.
Want more actionable tips and honest stories from the gentle giant trenches?
Check out my Great Dane Living in an Apartment Tips blog, or tune in to the latest GRDane.com podcast for real-life hacks, expert answers, and some laughs (and drool—lots of drool).
Your apartment isn’t too small for a Great Dane—your heart needs to be big enough. (Bonus points if your couch is, too!)
See you in the living room—
Yeti & the GRDane.com crew
Want more tips (from a Dane’s perspective)?
🎧 Check out the Danes Delight Podcast—I spill all my secrets, straight from the couch. Learn from my triumphs and faceplants so you don’t have to make the same mistakes the hard way.
🦴 Facebook Page & Group
Visit our Facebook page and join our group for tips or to share info or pictures of your awesome Great Dane: @danesdelight.2025
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