Legal / Disclaimers
Hi. I’m Yeti — a very large Great Dane.
The following should be obvious, but humans need things typed out:
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I am not a veterinarian
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I am not a dog trainer
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I am not a legal expert
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I am literally a dog with opinions
Everything published on this website — text, video, audio, and emotional outrage — is entertainment & storytelling from a Great Dane POV.
Nothing on this website is professional animal health advice.
Nothing on this website is professional training instruction.
If you require medical care for your dog → contact a licensed veterinarian.
If you require structured training → contact a qualified dog trainer.
If you require legal advice → contact an attorney who is an actual human and not a snack-powered giant dog.
All content on GRDane.com is for entertainment, inspiration, and humor.
This website may link to external sites.
Yeti cannot guarantee their content — he does not control the internet (yet).
By using this site, you agree that:
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sarcasm counts as emotional expression
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couch ownership is subjective
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bacon distribution should be fair
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Yeti is not responsible for any treat negotiations you lose at home
Proceed accordingly.
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— Yeti