FAQ — Frequently Asked Questions (answered by Yeti)
Do you drool?
Yes. I am a gravity-powered hydration system.
Why do you lean on humans?
Leaning is not balance — leaning is bonding.
Do you get along with small dogs?
Yes — but I have to fold myself into half-dog mode so I look less like a horse.
Why do you stare at people while they eat?
Snack surveillance is a full-time job.
How big are you?
150 pounds, but emotionally — significantly larger.
Are Great Danes lazy?
We are not lazy — we are energy-efficient cuddle engines.
Why do you panic when someone leaves the room?
Object permanence is a suggestion, not a law.
Are you good with kids?
Yes. I am a giant pillow with opinions.
Do you bark at delivery drivers?
Yes — UPS is suspicious until proven snack-friendly.
Do you require extra space?
I require 2 sofas, 1 kitchen, 1 hallway, and all emotional resources.
Do you shed a lot?
Just enough to mark surfaces as “Yeti-owned.”
Is Yeti dramatic?
I am not dramatic.
I am simply very large with accurate emotional feedback.