Welcome to the official complaint department, run by Yeti, who believes humans need constant supervision. Each post features a new grievance—snack shortages, strange human habits, early wake-up calls, and anything else that interrupts his peace, snacks, or nap schedule.
What Does Yeti the Great Dane Think About New Year’s Celebration New Year’s Eve turns me from a confident 150-pound Great Dane into a trembling potato convinced the sky is falling. Those fireworks sound four times louder to my sensitive ears: keeping my nervous system on high alert for hours. But I won’t lie; I’ve mastered strategic positioning near…
What Bothers a Great Dane About Their Humans Look, I’m Yeti, and I need to get some things off my chest: Great Dane-sized chest, by the way, not one of those regular dog chests. My humans seem genuinely surprised every single day that I want to sit on their lap. I weigh 150 pounds; this shouldn’t be…
NEWSLETTER #16 — “THE HUMANS HAVE MEETING ENERGY” Hey Humans, It’s Yeti… Welcome back to another issue of Yeti’s Big Dog Wisdom, where I, your world-famous 150-pound life coach, explain how humans keep making life more complicated than it needs to be. Grab a snack. Preferably two. You forget how big I am. FEATURE STORY Yeti’s Biggest Complaint This Week: Humans Have ‘Meeting Energy’ at…
Let me start by saying I didn’t plan to write this today. I had a full afternoon scheduled—Nap. Snack. Bird-watching. Snack. Nap. Judge Thor’s life choices. Snack.It was a packed itinerary. But then the humans did what humans do: they messed everything up. And now here I am… typing with paws the size of toaster…