Life with Great Danes is equal parts joy, chaos, and comedy. Inside ‘Living With Giants,’ Yeti and the crew share daily adventures, disasters, and Dane-sized drama. Expect tipped chairs, stolen snacks, wrestling matches, and heartfelt moments—told from the pawspective of a family of lovable giants.
What Living With a Great Dane Teaches Humans Humans think living with a Great Dane is about size. They’re wrong. Size is the obvious part. The part everyone comments on in parking lots. What you don’t expect is how much a dog this large changes the way you move through the world. I’m Yeti. I’m a Great Dane, which means I take up space—physically and otherwise. …
✨ NEWSLETTER #3 — “Yeti vs. The Human Alarm Clock.” Hey Humans, It’s Yeti… Today’s story is about mornings, specifically, how humans make mornings way harder than necessary. FEATURE STORY Why Humans Should Not Be Allowed to Set Their Own Alarms Humans, I’ve watched you for years now, and I’ve concluded: You are terrible…
What Does Yeti the Great Dane Think About Watching Feral Cats Look, I’m not saying I’m obsessed with the feral cats under our deck, but I’ve been watching them for three years now, so maybe I am. Every morning at seven, the same routine. I waddle over to the living room window, press my giant Great…
What Does Yeti the Great Dane Think About Seeing a Tortoise When I first spotted that strange moving dome in my backyard, I didn’t know what to think. Was it a rock? A friend? My legendary double take, spotting it, looking away, then whipping back in confusion, made my humans laugh. I’ll admit, every time Alex’s head poked out of…
What Does a Great Dane Think About Christmas Christmas completely baffles me every year. One morning, I wake up, and there’s suddenly a tree in my living room: covered in shiny things my tail keeps knocking off. The house fills with strange people who all want to pet my massive head, and the kitchen smells absolutely incredible….
Reasons Why Great Dane Should Be in Charge of the House Great Danes deserve household leadership because they’ve already claimed it through strategic furniture occupation and sheer physical presence. My Dane doesn’t need to bark orders—she just stands there and everyone cooperates. Between her mastered puppy eyes, built-in security system, and uncanny ability to end…
Great Dane Emotions & Empathy Hi there! I’m Yeti, and I’m a Great Dane who wants to tell you about my amazing emotional superpowers. Trust me, being this big comes with some pretty cool abilities! I’m basically like a furry mind reader. When my humans are feeling sad or stressed out, I can totally sense it. It’s…
How Do Great Danes Inspire Us to Live in the Moment First off, when you’re my size, you can’t rush around everywhere. Trust me, I tried that once and knocked over three chairs, a lamp, and somehow got tangled in the curtains. Now I take things slow and steady. And guess what? It’s actually pretty awesome! When…
Why Great Danes Make Best Life Coaches Hi there! I’m Yeti, and I’m a Great Dane who happens to be pretty awesome at life coaching. Let me tell you why dogs like me make the best coaches around. First off, I’m huge but super gentle. When I walk into a room, people notice me right away. But instead of…
Yeti’s Big Dog Wisdom Newsletter Dane of the Month – Yeti Yeti has been selected as this month’s Dane of the Month for his exceptional wisdom, elite snack-detection capabilities, calm leadership, and ability to supervise humans with unmatched patience and comedic timing. Stats Wisdom Level: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Snack Detection: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Squirrel Awareness: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Human Supervision: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐…