From puppy basics to full-grown giant manners, Yeti explains training and behavior the only way he knows how—with humor, honesty, and a bit of sarcasm. Learn why Danes do what they do, how to guide them, and how to survive the process with your sanity (mostly) intact.
Great Danes and Communication Hey there, humans! Let me tell you how we Great Danes really talk to you. First off, we’re pretty chatty – just not with words like you guys. We use our giant paws a lot. When I gently tap you with my paw, I’m saying “Hey, I love you” or “Can I have some of that sandwich?”…
Pet Door for a Great Dane Hey there, fellow humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I need to talk to you about something super important – getting me the right pet door! Listen, I’m not your average tiny pup who can squeeze through any old flap. Make sure that thing is at least 40…
Great Danes & Strangers Hey there, humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and I want to tell you about meeting new people from my perspective. So picture this: I’m a horse-sized dog trying to figure out if that new person at the door is a friend or someone I should bark at. It’s not easy being this…
Great Dane Crate Training Woof! So you want to get me one of those metal boxes humans call a “crate”? Listen, I’m enormous, so you better make sure it’s super strong and made of steel. Measure how tall I am and how long I am, then add four more inches – trust me, I need my space…
Why Does My Great Dane Bite My Ankles Woof! Hi there, humans! It’s me, your gentle giant Great Dane, and I need to explain something important about why I sometimes nibble on your ankles. First off, let me say I’m really, really sorry if I’ve scared you! I know I’m huge – like, REALLY huge – but I…
Daily Routine for a Great Dane To create a happy, healthy life for us Great Danes, our humans start with a consistent morning routine and a nutritious breakfast. Trust me, I know exactly when breakfast time is – my internal clock is more accurate than any alarm! My humans guarantee midday activities include mental stimulation and play, which is…
Great Dane & Nighttime Barking So you’re wondering why I bark when the sun goes down? Well, let me explain from my point of view! First off, being alone is scary when it’s dark. I mean, I’m huge, but that doesn’t mean I don’t get lonely! When you all go to sleep, I feel like I’m…
Is a Great Dane Easy to Train Soaking up everything you say. We love making you happy, which makes us great students when you teach us the right way. Here’s a secret from the dog world: we respond way better to treats and praise than yelling. Seriously, if you start shouting, we’ll give you those sad puppy eyes…
Great Dane & Training Woof! Let me tell you about training from a Great Dane’s point of view – and trust me, I know what I’m talking about! First off, us Great Danes are pretty chill dogs. We’re not trying to be difficult, but sometimes our humans forget we’re gentle horses pretending to be lap dogs. When…
Tips & Tricks for Dealing With Great Danes Woof! Hi there, humans! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood Great Dane, and boy, do I have some things to tell you about living with us giants! Don’t be surprised when I try to squeeze onto your couch or accidentally knock over your coffee table with my tail. It’s…