Lap Identified as National Treasure—Access Granted to One (1) Oversized Dog Only
Hey there, humans! Let me tell you about cuddling from my perspective – all 150 pounds of me! First things first – I know I’m huge. Trust me, I’m aware. When I flop down next to you on the couch, I’m not trying to crush you. I just really, really want to snuggle! But since I’m basically the size of a…