Meet the Danes

🧠 Yeti – The Dad, the Legend, the Couch Philosopher

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to ignore it.

Every pack needs a leader, and that’s Yeti. He’s the dad, the voice of reason, and the only one who understands the importance of strategic napping. He dispenses life lessons between snores, like “If you can’t reach it, stare until a human gets it for you.” He’s funny, wise, and occasionally heroic — especially when rescuing snacks from the countertop.

💪 Thor – The Chair-Tipping Goofball

Age: 1.5 years • Nickname: “Hurricane Thor”

Thor is 170 pounds of lovable confusion. He has the heart of a giant and the coordination of a shopping cart with one bad wheel. If you hear a crash, don’t panic — it’s probably just Thor confirming that gravity still works. Loyal, sweet, and perpetually surprised.

🧩 Mocha – The Brainiac Bruiser

Age: 1.5 years • Nickname: “The Tactical Tornado”

Mocha is a mix of beauty, brains, and absolute boss energy. She wins every game, outsmarts the humans, and somehow looks innocent while doing it. Thor brings chaos; Mocha brings calculated chaos — usually with a plan to reach the treat jar first.

🎃 Spicey Pumpkin – The Tiny Tornado

Age: 1 year • Nicknames: “Spicey P,” “Feather Watch Commander,” “The Baby”

Spicey Pumpkin is the Great Dane version of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks — on espresso. Her day starts with bird-watching, continues with sock “borrowing,” and ends with maximum-volume zoomies. She is a, sassy, and powered entirely by mischief and charm.